Laura Croft: Tomb Raider: The Movie Not The Video Game

I only know Laura Croft as a classic video game but didn’t really know what it was about. Then I found out there’s a movie for it. So I wanted to share it with you.😊

Quick Summary~

Laura Croft is the ultimate adventurer. She has it all: money, looks, martial arts training, weapons training. Now she must use all of her skills to prevent the bad guys from uncovering Pandora’s box and releasing a lethal disease upon the world. At her side are two dorks at a computer, a suspicious ex-lover, and more. Will they protect Pandora’s box? As of 2020, I’m inclined to disagree.

Comments while watching

  • Poor wedding 
  • Sick tricks 
  • Convenient for Alex the great 
  • Oh no they were followed 
  • She’ll be fine she’s the main character 
  • How rude
  • You’d have to be such a strong swimmer 

Whyyy would you do that 

  • Yea just bap him on the nose, you’re fine 
  • Dude predicted 2020
  • Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned 
  • Is this map like the one from treasure planet 
  • I like Terry he’s cool 

Make friends everywhere you go

  • That’s a loaded question out of nowhere 
  • What background does Laura have?
  • Time to rappel 
  • You’re a smooth talker 
  • Smart, now they’ll have to replan
  • So I’ve never played a Laura Croft game but I see gameplay as partial stealth, partial fighting, partial hardcore parkour, and TPS

Sneaky sneaking around

  • So this movie was made in 2001. At this point there are 5 games in the series for gameboy and playstation. 
  • The goon’s faces are like “how are we supposed to follow her?” 🤣🤣
  • It’s rude to snoop through a lady’s purse
  • Yes I do actually 
  • She has good reason to believe you’re untrustworthy 
  • Spongebob!
  • Ewwww
  • Complicated zoom
  • The orb is really pretty
  • It is like treasure planet!!!
  • Treasure planet came out in 2002 🤣🤣
  • You couldn’t tell Laura you’ve been compromised 
  • Wowwwww
  • Im surprised your friend is still coming with you after translating the message of doom for you 

One sided massacre 

  • Ah so your friend is hoping to kill em off
  • Great scot he’s here
  • Please don’t call her baby 
  • I wouldn’t touch that 
  • Shadow monsters? 
  • Was the closeup of him losing it necessary 
  • I doubt they are gone
  • No time for your shenanigans 
  • Why cant you kill evil scientist? You’re now alone with him and we’ve seen you kill people who point a gun at you 
  • You burnt her hair. 

Into the pool of acid with you

  • I really didn’t need to see his muscles and bones
  • “So glad to see you but don’t want to admit it”
  • You said you loved her and you just hit her? What the actual heck. 
  • She told you she’d kill you 
  • Don’t open it. 
  • So gentle
  • Wow the line said at the beginning 
  • If your friend was there why didn’t he say anything 

Final Thoughts

Thank you for reading my take on the Tomb Raider movie, I appreciate it. Comment below your favorite Tomb Raider game. If you like what I do, consider subscribing to my mailing list and if you want to watch something similar, click here. I’ll see you in the next post!

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